Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
