Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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