genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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