i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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