Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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