I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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