i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
