69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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