Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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