i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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