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I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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