i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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