Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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