Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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