I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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