I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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