I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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