Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
They are going to name an STD after you.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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