too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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