So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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