You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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