Pants 0. Shit 1.
This house was built for laser tag.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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