these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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