Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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