Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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