i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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