Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
