We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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