He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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