I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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