school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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