I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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