Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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