My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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