I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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