Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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