what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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