So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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