he wants to bone in the snuggie
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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