Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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