Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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