Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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