When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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