yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
being pregnant is like rehab
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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