One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
