They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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