Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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