I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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