I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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