small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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