you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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