We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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