what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Alive.
So much puke
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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