I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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